Bury Your Fucking Secrets

Mommy and Daddy were in the mood
They were ready for some loving
The nasty was their favourite thing to do
But they didn’t see you coming

Mommy got sick and Daddy got mad
They decided to get checked
Shoulda seen Mom’s face and you can’t imagine Dad’s
When they found out they were fecked

You’re a catastrophic fetus
Catastrophic fetus
Catastrophic fetus
Catastrophic fetus

Oh, what to do, well what to do?
“It” can’t stay here for long
You were just a microscopic dude
Who knows where you could’ve gone?

A doctor, a lawyer, or an astronaut
You could have been in the Ice Capades
Instead, who cares whether or not?
Your life would have sucked anyways

You’re a catastrophic fetus
Catastrophic fetus
Catastrophic fetus
Catastrophic fetus

You’re a catastrophic fetus
Catastrophic fetus
Catastrophic fetus
Catastrophic fetus

Come on in, the vacuum’s fine
Come on in, the vacuum’s fine
Come on in, the vacuum’s fine
Come on in

Mommy and Daddy ain’t in the mood
And they won’t be for some time
It’s nasty what they’ve done to you
But at least you stalled her sex drive

You’re a catastrophic fetus
Catastrophic fetus
Catastrophic fetus
Catastrophic fetus

You’re a catastrophic fetus
Catastrophic fetus
Catastrophic fetus
Catastrophic fetus